When you meet a Katie, you know you've found a friend for life. Katies are the best kind of people. Usually blonde, gorgeous locks of hair which anyone would be jealous of. Katies are also notoriously bad at Mario Kart, picking the worst possible combinations of vehicles yet she always stays smiling and never complains how everyone always beats her. Katies tend to fall in love with short people, and really struggle when it comes to heartbreak. Katies are also often very tall, my guess would be around 5'10. You can usually tell if someone is a Katie because she'll be wearing the most amazing outfits that only she could pull off because of how pretty she is. Katies are the best kind of people :)

You see that girl over there? She's definitely a Katie.

Katie by tayl0rsw1ft August 25, 2023

Get merch

Katie

Katie is a very lovable and loyal person that knows how to get what she wants. Furthermore does she face the grind to get there even if it means to lick the asshole of that one old neighbour at the first day of moving to another city in terms of education.

A Katie is also that kind of girl you get a handjob of under an old, moist blanket at an afghan 30th birthday after you vomitted baklava all over the persian handmade carpet in the living room.

"Hey look over there, what a self concious 3rd degree Katie!"

Katie by Cordstantin November 8, 2023

Get merch

KATIE

A girl who wears rubber boots and poor hygiene which causes festering sores in unmentionable places, who thinks she knows every single thing in the world but really doesn't, has no shame in what comes out of her mouth, smells a bit rank, crystals coming out of odd body areas, thinning patchy hair, cankles that could stop a Mac truck, irregular blotchy dis colored skin.. Loud get under the skin voice that makes a person's ears bleed the more they talk, likes to take things that don't belong to her and blame others, has some serious substance abuse for conditions no longer present, lacks cooth and is disrespectful to other people and their homes and is so fake, it makes me want to poop in my waders...

Oh great, look who just creeped in the show like a slimy gooch patch that girl is a total Katie, yuck... What's that smell

KATIE by Coreasaurus rex November 21, 2023

Get merch

Shuffle