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K-Fisher

Rosie O'Donnel doppelganger, or O'Donnelganger. Symptoms may include: Pseudologia fantastica, narcissism, linebacker build, cabbage patch head, ballchinia, being a mooch, and loving anal sex. If you think you may suffer from Kristin fisher, please contact your local "I don't give a fuckness" and induce vomiting as soon as possible. Possible side effects may include, but are not limited to: high blood pressure, gleeful thoughts of murder, aborting the stupid, oh god why, rather having A.I.D.S., and consistently combining the words "curb" and "stomp."
My K-Fisher is acting up. I better kill myself.
by Them Satans June 19, 2014
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k-scale

A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?

K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.

Friend: Why unfortunately?

K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.

Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
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Ava k

A very sexy human
by Redvelvetwolf October 5, 2021
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Voorhees K

Meaning to be opposed to people living in the Voorhees township of New Jersey. This phrase is also commonly used with other phrases such as: “Every Voorhees shot” and “We dropping the Vsssss”
Johnny: “My grandma is from Voorhees
Cam: “Fuck her, Im Voorhees K nigga”
by mr.yagami May 17, 2023
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Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?
by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009
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K-Fresh

A non alcoholic coctail, made by prouring one bottle of Orange and Passionfruit J20 into a pint glass then topping it up with Lemonade.

Not to be confused with a K-Quick, which is made by replacing the J20 with An Orange Bacardi Breezer

It is a reference to a barmaid, called K who is famous for serving this drink
I went to the pub last night and had four pints of K-Fresh because i was driving.
by Zeuspro June 4, 2010
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K Project

K - Kings
People who don't understand the plot are stupid.
"Yoooo I don't understand K Project"
"You're stupid"
by hellokittykawaii123 February 1, 2021
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