Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.

Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.

a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche

2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE

iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.

by Jesu H. Christo June 20, 2008

jonas brothers

hotness and perfection in the form of three terrific, very deserving, amazing boys. <3

wow! those JONAS BROTHERS are amazingly GORGEOUS! and any other form of awesomeness towards them

by Elizabeth Jonas March 9, 2008

Jonas brothers

Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.

Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.

Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.

Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.

Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"

Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*

by Anon 64 September 12, 2009

jonajia

Jonajia Is a beautiful sweet loyal girl even tho sumtime jonajia may catch on later than others and does not know what she does her heart is always in the right place jonajia makes mistakes but always learns from them jonajia is a great person and will almost always make your life better

Jonajia is so amazingly beautiful

by Officialkingkay00 February 28, 2018

Jonah Special

Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat

holy shit, i just Jonah Special ed her.

by Jonah123456 October 7, 2011

Jonah rogers

A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.

jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner

by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012

Jonah Boner

Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".

Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?

Jonah Boner helped me today.

by skytar December 5, 2017