A beef jerkey-like product made from an Afro American woman's Roastbeef Curtains, or very loose pussy lips. The meat undergo's the same process needed to create your regular store-bought beef jerkey.
by Mike the Mouth March 13, 2008
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While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
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when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.
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"Did you get some JerkyXP™ yesterday"
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*Man gets run over by 5 vehicles, 2 planes, hit by a satellite and soaked in cat piss all while the Seinfeld theme plays on nearby stereos*
Onlooker 1: Oi mate that's definitely a fockin' Jerry yeh
Onlooker 2: You're American why the fuck are you speaking like that
Onlooker 1: Oi mate that's definitely a fockin' Jerry yeh
Onlooker 2: You're American why the fuck are you speaking like that
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