Dirty Jason

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.

My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!

by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020

Jason

A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.

Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,

Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...

Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...

by My guitar June 11, 2012

jason

is usually a fag

jason is such a fag

by emms 1234 May 27, 2016

Jason

While he can sometimes be a whiney bitch, we forgive him because he also has a nice spine. Damn. He has an expansive buttplug collection and enjoys long walks on the beach. Usually alone. When he is not walking on the beach or trying out a new buttplug, Jason can be found trying to find the meaning of life... and failing horribly. Life is pain.

Damn Jason has fine spine!

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

jaona

Jaona is a very out spoken girl,with all her badass features she could do anything.She loves to flirt and show off all her looks.

Person 1:Jaona is so bad
Person 2:You mean badass
Person 1:No
Person 2:Then fuck off

by Love lyssa October 6, 2018

jayonni

A really sexy human being 🙅🏽 ♀️💯😈🤫

she make me hard frff jayonni

by weluvsamurai November 22, 2021

Jaeonce

In actuality a term used to define a Diva who is confused both in Love and Terms of firgiveness. Is a Actual person Regional celebrity in the pacific northwest whom I have spent many years observing and following. Yes all famous people have stalkers. Known solely for her impressive porn collection, and uncommon ease in distributing it to the children of the local elementary school districts. While it's clear she gets pleasure from that, we don't understand as a whole what makes her operate, we do know that if you keep a large amount of cookie dough and extra cheese for her macaroni on tap, you might just make it out alive. But most likely not, it's just a kind thought.

Wow she's totally not being herself, What a jaeonce.

Oh my god she break my heart every day, "what does she think she's a jaeonce?"

"Man, I wanna be Once'Dat'Jae" Wow too far

by obviousasfuck February 6, 2010