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Jacob Cavesuela

Fits in well, and gets along with all types of people. Can be goofy and playful when he feels like it. Passionate with his heart, making him gentle and kind 89% of the time. Has a secret side, but to find it you must sleep in his bed. Hard-working and will do anything to keep his family together. The kind of man who is so rare, yet perfect. The ideal "man" who is sadly unknown to this generation.

Apperance-wise:
Tall Dark and Handsome ((Lyterally)) a proud Native American with a taste of spanish. Looks irrisistable whether he decides to have long Native hair in a ponytail, or if he decides to have a buzz-cut with a star on the side (=

**My Man <3

the One and Only!
Twilight, has NOTHING on this realistic Jacob Cavesuela.

Passionate Family oriented Native Unknown Handsome
by AlexisbayB August 22, 2011
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jaykobean

Noun
1. One of the most legendary Koreans of all time. Combining heroic characteristics from Batman, Bruce Wayne, Bane, the Rock, and Kobe Bryant, he is a dominant alpha male and will often say whatever he pleases. He possesses exceptional basketball abilities and is one of the greatest 1v1 players of all time, with a fadeaway that cannot be guarded by mankind.
2. The creator of the jaykobean shake, jaykobean fade, and jaykobean shammy.

Verb
1. To sleep with
2. To copulate with
3. To f*ck
4. To penetrate
Matt: Dude this girl keeps asking to sleep over tonight... Should I just jaykobean her once?
Simon: Yeah dude just jaykobean the crap out of her.
by Iamthechosenone August 21, 2017
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Jacob

he is so amazing!

he is caring,kind,cute,lovable, he has and amazing sense of humor and i hope he see's this and knows its me.
he is the one of the best people you'll ever meet.
him: your smile just makes my day!
me: umm no XD
him: yes! its beautiful!
me: aww thanks jacob
by AllyDawgTheRapper June 15, 2018
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jacob collier

an english man in london who exhales serotonin and inhales music and sarcasm and randomness and stevie wonder

once you discover jacob you go down one of two paths. you either go down the path of trying to analyze his mUsicAl tEchnIcaLiTy like he's a fucking science experiment or you look past the technical shit and just love him for his young spirit and big fat gorgeous amazing loving heart, personality, and soul. and music. his music is very good very flexible he is just so cool

there is also an alternate path where you fall into a spiral of simpism. meaning you become obsessed with his personality and you realize how pretty he is and laugh at everything he says and does because he's jacob and he's kind of hot
jacob collier: "how long?" well. this is an interesting question. my answer to you is rather simple. though out of context it may seem a bit complex in meaning, you may, or may not, be able to understand from my perspective. so. "how long," you may ask? my answer to you is "yes." ...that's the answer to that! next question. this is good fun.

me: *blinks slowly* *smiles* its not even funny bruh*bursts out laughing*
by confused nick face November 23, 2020
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Jacob

A male usually annoying and overly playful with a kind heart and good intentions looking for nothing but the best but seems to search in the wrong places
by It's me 4 reals April 9, 2015
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Jacob

A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
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jacob

guy who gives off a rapist and racist vibe
look at that guy lurking in the bushes, he's gonna jacob that girl
by nessi of the loc January 17, 2010
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