Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Shookie Cookie

Kelli said it once and no one knew what she was talking about.

Kelli: Shookie Cookie

Everyone else: huh?

by Fibgo December 8, 2019

Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....

Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.

by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021

cookie shart

a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.

I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.

by raidernurse June 6, 2017

Brookie the cookie

Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.

Brookie the cookie, did you bring food?

by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022

berners cookies

A weed,marijuana or bud strian made by a famous rapper

have you smoked berners cookies yet ,it got me high as fuck

by High times April 19, 2017

cookie overdose

The act of consuming a large quantity of cookies, such as Oreos, in disregard to serving sizes. Usually results in stomach pain and extreme joy or happiness.

Jamie went to a party over the summer, and saw some rad cookies. The whole ride home, she regretted the cookie overdose.

by Mrug July 19, 2015