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ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.
Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?
by Larayne November 19, 2013
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Spain's ass

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one
Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.
by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022
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secret ass

verb. To have relationships on the side, or to have sexual relations without one's friends having knowlege of the encounters.

noun. The person who acts as the significant other in said events.
Example 1
Friend 1: I haven't seen Pete around on the weekends lately. What the hell is he up to?
Friend 2: I think he's getting some secret ass.

Example 2
It wasn't 'till months later that Pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret ass to his friends.
by hardcore_2031 July 15, 2005
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Ebay Ass

The numb feeling you get in your butt after sitting in front of the computer buying or entering info to sell stuff on ebay for an extended period of time.
Chris: I've been sitting here for HOURS filling out the forms to sell my useless crap on ebay! This takes FOREVER!
Dave: You need a break!
Chris: Seriously...I'm starting to get Ebay Ass. I can't feel my legs anymore!
by WatsonsBubbler April 4, 2006
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ass-call

Inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior.
We got another ass-call from Maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date. As always when he sits on our speed-dial key, he has no idea that we were listening in on his conversation.
by " P" Lambert December 5, 2007
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Ass Technician

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general
OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician
by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004
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ass fetish

having a strong love and obsession pertaining to the ass.
When making love in the bedroom, Savanah's ass gets a lot of special attention because of Ray's ass fetish.
by pimpsnhoswithhairyasses January 17, 2008
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