field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

Electromagnetic Field

The thing that all those dorks who put the hoes over the bros have.

my friend Sidd has an electromagnetic field.

by technogodCEO January 2, 2025

ben field

Ben is a person who loves skiing and does lots of outdoor shit. He loves eggs and is married to Jacob Sartorius.

Did u just say that there was somone in the woods? Well it must be a ben field

by Jojosiwa_3.0 July 18, 2021

playing on more than one field

Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently

Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.

by Felinefrenzy2015 September 24, 2016

men in women fields

A guy but like what a girl usually does

Men in women fields:She invited me over and I said “we not doing nothing”#still cracked.#meninwomenfields

by Jon8383 November 25, 2024

doves in a grass field

this is a metaphor for angels showing up for a funeral after one passes away the doves are meant to symbolize angels coming down to lift you to heaven and or afterlife

look theirs doves in a grass field getting ready to take them to the afterlife

by Robert G. Heath November 8, 2023

field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).

Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill

by Machine1984 May 11, 2022