COD

A game where you'll get absolutely wrecked by campers and T-bagged for almost 30 mins straight...

You: *gets killed by camper*

Camper: *T-bags you*

You: stop it!!!

Camper: haha loser this is COD play something else

by GLITCHSTROKER723 September 27, 2023

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Cod Block

When some one stops you from playing call of duty

Friend 1-"Hey why didnt you get on last night"
Friend 2- "Sorry Bro, my dad Cod Blocked me"

by Quadblock September 7, 2011

Cod

Fake and a joke

OMG Eleanor is such a cod.

by Luciulu July 23, 2018

cod splayer

One who splays the cod.

One who leaves the women's knees weak, is most certainly a cod splayer.

by My Muh Uckin August 28, 2023

Noon-cod

A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.

“Listen here, see. Your boys are a gaggle of noon-cods. They ain’t never on time.”

by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025