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Florida flamer

Your partner puts hot pepper seeds in their mouth and proceeds to preform felatio then when your penis starts to burn you stick it in either their vagina or butthole
She put hot pepper seeds in her mouth and he face fucked her then stuck it in her butthole he performed the Florida flamer
by The best thick January 12, 2022
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Florida Frito

The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.
I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos
by Do It For The Culture October 3, 2017
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Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
by dwigger2 June 17, 2016
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Hawthorne (Florida)

Also referred to as Gotham City, Hawthorne Florida is a quaint little town in between Gainesville and Palatka. No one knows where Hawthorne is. The middle/high school is arguably the best 1A basketball team there is but not much of anything else in other sports. Everyone knows everyone around and there's no known diseases found in Hawthorne unlike the neighboring cities of Interlachen, Ocala, Palatka.
Where are you from?

Hawthorne (Florida)!
Where?

Gainesville....
by The real White Mike January 19, 2017
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Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025
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Florida

The place where everyone is either drinking, mudding, boating, or committing the most pea brain crime. North Florida is really south Georgia. The rest of Florida does not associate with them. During 6 months out of the year snowbirds terrorize the roads honking at every green light you don’t move within 0.27448 seconds with their poodle sitting shotgun. South Florida’s Governor is Kodak. Go up to anyone under the age of 25 and say GLEEE and they will holler back. Stay away from all Nissan Altima’s as each driver has a free pass to make their speed limit on i-95. Miami has more people who speak spanish than english so good luck if you failed your foreign language class. There really is no “Florida Man” everyone has a little Florida man within them. If your a non local all the rumors you have heard are very well true and happen to this day.
“ I lived in Florida my whole life”

“ It’s nice over there right?”

Shitshow in Paradise
by L mone June 17, 2022
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Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......
by PopeChad June 26, 2022
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