Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.

Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.

by Swaple November 22, 2011

in a wax

To be angry as hell, furious, etc. So hot under the collar that you could melt wax.

Lila was in a wax yesterday because she caught her new man in bed with her best friend.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Wax

Australian Jail Slang term meaning someone you wax with, a partner in crime so to speak, a 5-8. If one of you has got a hustle going you'll always bring the other in. Two people who are in cahoots together

Dont play poker against those two, Amber & Adam always wax together

by Femenem April 16, 2023

New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

wax woman

A slut. Particularly one with huge fake tits and a huge fake badonkadonk.

"Hey wax woman, nice tits!"

by Waxwoman July 13, 2023