Ice cap

The snow that remains on your bellend after falling asleep after a lazy wank.

One morning, when turning over to hit the snooze button, I discovered the duvet cover was stuck to my ice cap.

by MexicanDave August 4, 2015

Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.

Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.

by sap sucker August 25, 2015

Icing the Muffin

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.

She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Thin Ice

Something that you put someone on if they do you dirty; social probation for a single person

Folly kissed someone at the club right in front of me so she’s on thin ice.

by Garsha man June 25, 2019

Iced vovo

A biscuit.

I had a delicious iced vovo.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

fart ice

The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.

Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.

by dviv August 23, 2019

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019