This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019

Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021

Hurted

the act of being hurt (use only if you don't know proper english)

person 1 :"my heart hurted i aint like it"
person 2 :"hurted is not english"

by noturbabexoxo September 6, 2019

Butt Hurt

When a lil bitch called lenell be complaining like a prick cuz he got no friends and no one loves him

Lenell is ranting like a lil piece of shit
OHHHH HE'S BUTT HURT

by ReyCyst July 11, 2022

life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.

Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."

by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024