My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.

Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."

by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

neck hurt

n-word

When he saw black guy he suddenly shouted: "NECK HURT"!

by -FYD August 6, 2025

hurted

my teacher is a dumass and i said it hurted after some girl hit me in the knee the teacher corrected me and i said its past tense and i said its a word now and im going to post it on urban dictionary as you can tell im dooing it now

it hurted after she hit me in the knee

by blackguywith privliges November 27, 2019

Hurted

Past tense of hurt u fatty

Hurted is a word

by HAHA FATTY GAY November 8, 2020

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019