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Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.
"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"
by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020
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Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023
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Human Flamethrower

A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.
Damn, grandma you didn’t tell me that pops did a Human Flamethrower back in Vietnam.
by Lord Scrotum January 22, 2021
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Human playhouse

Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time
Yo i saw jahan making a human playhouse in the middle of the park the other day
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 4, 2023
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The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022
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Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019
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Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.
Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”
by TheBoscats August 6, 2018
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