Gunless Headshot

When you headshot someone with your semen in combat, as a tactical manuver to assert dominance.

"I gave the guy in the paintball game a gunless headshot after i ran out of ammo"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Tdub HeadSnap

The action of making a joke and immediately looking at the "group leader" or "coolest guy" in the friend group for validation in your joke. often seen with those who are either new to a friend group or black.

"I made a joke about someones dead mother and proceeded to tdub headsnap at my friend."

by DuckyBBX March 9, 2026

Turkish Headstand

An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.

Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.

Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity

Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.

“Bro, she asked me to do the Turkish Headstand—my soul left my body.”

by XSP8 June 15, 2025

Cock Holdster

An alternative name for someone's mouth. Usually vulgar, implying that one uses his/her gaping maw as a container to house someone's meat rod.

"Hey Pat, why don't you shut your cock holdster? Everyone is sick of hearing you talk."

by India Najones August 13, 2025

No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.

Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!

by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025

Chewbacca in a headscarf

A English teacher called mrs Abdul

The fucking Chewbacca in a headscarf gave me a detention

by BananaCupcakke September 28, 2019

crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021