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harrison

someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life except for his sister and mother.
by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024
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Harrison

The vessel of THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK , leader of Camelism , and transcriber of the Camible.
WOAH HARRISON IS SO SIGMA
by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024
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the best most talented artist to ever walk the earth with a tag of @breadednuggets on instagram she is very funny and loves to pet cats beacuse cats r cool
by BREADEDNUGGETSSS March 28, 2024
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Landon Harrison

Landon Harrison is a high school kid with a square head who vapes and smokes weed in the bathroom everyday. He is usually too faded to be aware of his surroundings.
Landon Harrison is so faded, he put the ramen in the microwave without unwrapping it.
by Insullen October 17, 2025
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harrison

don't talk to anyone with this name. they will likely guilt trip you into friendship, then they will stab you in the back.
if you can keep your friendship meaningful and not one sided, do that.
person 1: did you hear the rumor that harrison told so-in-so to kys.
person 2: i thought they were besties!
person 1: ikr!? they were literally attached at the hip, bro! he said she was "trauma dumping".
person2: what!? i've heard their convos and he says he's always there to listen, but he said that!?
by crackhead-energy July 2, 2021
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