Holy Cross

A stick with a line going through it that people obey and worship

dear holy cross tell my son that i didnt mean to grab his somewhat thick ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Holy insane!

A shorter way to say "Holy shit, that's insane!"

Holy insane!! Their removing the cow from the science building with a crane.

by dwightchocolate November 8, 2009

Holy Gucamole

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence

friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.

by WembzYT April 4, 2018

holy dingles

Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off

Just took a nice one holy dingles

by Jaitheasianspy March 23, 2017

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010

Holy Grail

South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.

Dude, i found the holy grail.

Your telling me you found a South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.

by judgedeath01 May 25, 2021

Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .

Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?

by Professor Dino February 27, 2018