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guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.
(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"
by luciferous July 19, 2019
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Lip Guitar

lip guitar means kissing, making out, any type of kissing basically
"Hey, wanna play lip guitar?"

"Hell yeah I do!"
by Minty! March 16, 2024
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guitar g spot

When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.
Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!
by CornCobKnob September 6, 2013
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strip guitar

A game invented by a guitar teacher to motivate students to learn their chords.
Jared: Ok Jill, you are not practicing enough, lets play strip guitar….. if you do not know a chord I request you must remove one article of clothing. U know, I remove one article.

Jill: I am going to be an expert!!
by 2littlebooboos March 13, 2024
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Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep
Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.
by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024
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Shredding the guitar

Shredding in guitar playing means when a guitar player is showing a great amount of of technical ability in their playing which can be very diverse. For example playing beautiful slow melody done during improvisation can be called shredding. And playing 10 notes per second are also called shredding.
by anonymous April 27, 2024
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Fast Guitars

A bunch of misfit golfers
Look at those Fast Guitars, yet another double bogey
by USG Association August 3, 2024
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