Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.
"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
Get the Grease Monkeymug. Greased
When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.
Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease
When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.
Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease
Greased
When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.
Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease
Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"
Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"
When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.
Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease
Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"
Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"
by BillyDaYak January 11, 2019
Get the Greasedmug. To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
Get the Greasedmug. Oh man, I ran out of styling grease today when I was greasing it down.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.
by M1nak041n0 May 21, 2021
Get the styling greasemug. 1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018
Get the 2nd day greasemug. Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Get the Greasing the Crossmug. Pre-cum
When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015
Get the happy greasemug.