When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Get the Thanks Gary!mug. by Spider-Man-91 December 11, 2024
Get the Garymug. Gary Gang™ is THE most epic and powerful band on the planet. It's members (Ray, Tud and Zoo) could literally snap Thanos' neck or kill Superman by only using 10% of their power.
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Gary Gang blessed the world with two amazing songs: "Gary Bells" and "Ray & Tud vs. Zoo & **** - Rap Battle (official video)"
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by Mangobitch January 21, 2019
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by AyoTeo April 3, 2025
Get the Garymug. by Daniglass August 10, 2022
Get the Garyingmug. Gary is a loving human, usually portuguese. Gary is very independent and does not need anyone to tell him what to do. Never play portuguese music around him he tends to make you dance. Overall gary is a very loyal, loving and independant man.
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Boy: How do you know he is a gary?
Girl: He looks very independant and funny and all gary's are funny.
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