Gabe

A stupid, reckless heartbreaking freak.

"Gabe broke up with me... :( "
"Girlie, Gabe was not worth it."

by beefbastard August 2, 2022

Gabes percs

when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe

*wakes up in the rocky mountains*

oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀

by Mr toast 12345 June 16, 2024

gabed

the word used when you want to hang out with someone alone but they ask to bring someone else or totally ditch you. in other words they don’t want to be alone with just you.

Miranda: “Hey do you wanna hang out later?”
Gabe: “Who else is going to be there”

Miranda: “No one”
Gabe: “Sorry i’m busy”
Miranda just got gabed

by ilovedogs07 February 9, 2019

Gabe

Gabes are the greatest people ever. The bestest of friends. They care about you a lot and are good company. Super funny and crazy when they drink soda. Gabes usually are hot af And thick. They are very athletic and good athletes. Very smart and gets good grades. Tend to pull a lot of bitches and got a big pecker. Also trash at fortnite jk they’re actually pretty good.

Girl 1: woah he got a big pecker

Girl 2: he totally does
Girl 1: I bet his name is gabe

by Itakedubss37 October 16, 2018

Gabe

A hot guy that every girl named Josefine or Jossan likes, also gabes has a big fat ass😝🎂

Friend: look at that guy’s cake
Me: he must be a gabe

by Thatonegirlinyourclass May 5, 2020

Gabe Day

Gabe day is a special occasion on November 17 of every year.

Omg today’s Gabe day

by KrisThomason November 17, 2021

Gabe

Gabe is a very violating person when it comes to sexual things. He will always want to hangout specifically to do something on the lines of fucking. Don’t worry though, he’s very kind and will treat you like a queen if you deserve it.

I wonder how we can define Gabe

by gbandits June 25, 2020