virgin shoes

they are shoes that are so ugly and are very cheap and people that usually wear them are virgins.

" ohh Connor , back at it again with the virgin shoes!"
" you have such virgin shoes"
"why are you wearing virgin shoes?"

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017

moon shoes

A sexual act usually with a man ramming his foot up another man's ass

"YOOO I GAVE THAT NIGGA HEAD AND MOON SHOES"

by nibbas whoms'ed'iv February 21, 2017

Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.

Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!

by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021

Brick Shoes

A shoe that is not raising in price for resale value

Those shoes are brick shoes

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019

Pink shoe

A fucking joke

Pink shoe is a fucking joke

by Pinkshoeisajoke April 1, 2021

soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016