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Close fitting borty

A nickname for someone named Spencer (another meaning, being ‘close fitting jacket) with a nice little voice cracking Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’.
by *cries in quadratic formula* February 15, 2019
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Keep Fit Windows

Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.
Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
by IKnowTheLingo December 11, 2021
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Get Fit Stage

the period of time usualy at 14-17 when a female (or male) teenager changes from an annoying adolescant idiot to a relativly good looking person

this is usualy most apparent in some females
bob: hey have you seen claire lately?

jon: yeah she's got well hot lately
Derik: she's clearly been through a "get fit stage"
by Readybreck September 19, 2009
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LA Fitness God

Betas stop reading.
Someone so alpha that you can't even comprehend what they are. They are more than light and darkness. They are the angels that fight your demons. They are the founding fathers of gains and fitness.

If you want to see for yourself follow @lafitnessgods on TikTok. If you can handle it!!!!!!!!!
"You are now in the presence of a LA Fitness God!" said the Alpha
by AlphaGodWolfKiller January 10, 2022
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fit wee lass

It is a Scottish slang for a hot young girl, where wee is roughly translated as small or little, but in this case as 'young'.
I scored a fit wee lassie last night mate!!
by Sam192011 December 13, 2016
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fitted cap

a noodle or a dickeata
by tha bull ferg December 29, 2007
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fit hits the shan

A phrase commonly used by frumpy,white Middle American women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for "the shit hits the fan".
A soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: ".......and that's when the fit hit the shan."

Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."

Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?

Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"
by alstin January 4, 2010
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