not my proudest fap

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

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fap 'n' nap

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011

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A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.

You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

by Nighthawk Entertainment November 5, 2018

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Septiembre sin fap

The spanish analogy for No nut november

Hey dude, are you doing the No nut november?
No cabro pa mi es el septiembre sin fap.

by MrTuberia September 1, 2021

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Cul-de-fap

The dead end one experiences on finding that an attractive woman friend of a friend has no photos, or high privacy settings on their facebook profile. From "Cul-de-sac" - dead end road and "Fap" to enjoy oneself too much looking at porn.

"Oooh, look at her… I wonder if she has any hot Ibiza holiday pics… NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cul-de-fap! :((("

by j4ckplu9 June 18, 2012

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