Sand Fairy

One who is extremely annoying and gets on the nerves of someone else.

Character1: Haha you dropped your phone in the toilet!

Character2: Shut up you Sand Fairy

by Numskuller October 23, 2010

fairy tale

A lie someone tells you, but has an elaborate bullshit tale to go with it to fascinate the listener.

Hey Dave, did you hear Tim hasn't found a job jet?

Yeah, he was telling me a fairy tale that's he's been too busy with his schedule! You should ask him, the story will astound you

by N-Girl January 9, 2009

Douche fairy

Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.

"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."

by GobblerDude December 26, 2008

southern fairy

A person who is of outstanding moral and social character!(a derogatory term used by northerners, which is totally untrue)

those southern fairies are so nice!

by Mark Harnett February 2, 2004

Fairy dust

The flaky white substance left behind on the bed after sex.

Baby, can you please pat the fairy dust off the sheets, so we can sleep?

by She-Ra710 October 15, 2011

Foot Fairy

A fan or player of soccer. Soccer is known as the beautiful game - more like the loser-ful sport. Foot Fairies commonly are assholes, and think soccer is the best sport in the world. However, when asked for their reasoning, a common response is, "It is the most popular in the world!" That doesn't make it the best, it just means there are alot of short, talentless idiots around the world.

Soccer takes no skill whatsoever. That is why the talentless Foot Fairies will flock to it. The only skills they possess are running and handling with the feet. However these skills can easily be coached by anyone to anyone.

Foot Fairies are often extremely ignorant about the introcacies of American football. They have a wide misconception that all of us are just barbarians who run into each other. The true opinion of someone who knows nothing about the sport. They have no knowledge of the strategy, thinking, planning and reacting that goes into it. Values not needed in soccer.

Overall, Foot Fairies are stuck up jackasses who think their sport is the best but can't back it up.

Friend: Why is that idiot over there such a douche bag?

Me: He's a Foot Fairy.

by Annoyed football beast March 27, 2011

Roof-fairy

One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.

Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!

by killersbytrade August 18, 2009