not my proudest fap

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

fap 'n' nap

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011

Fibonacci fap February

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.

You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

by Nighthawk Entertainment November 5, 2018

Septiembre sin fap

The spanish analogy for No nut november

Hey dude, are you doing the No nut november?
No cabro pa mi es el septiembre sin fap.

by MrTuberia September 1, 2021

Cul-de-fap

The dead end one experiences on finding that an attractive woman friend of a friend has no photos, or high privacy settings on their facebook profile. From "Cul-de-sac" - dead end road and "Fap" to enjoy oneself too much looking at porn.

"Oooh, look at her… I wonder if she has any hot Ibiza holiday pics… NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cul-de-fap! :((("

by j4ckplu9 June 18, 2012

Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011

fap crap and nap

Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.

Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.

Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.

by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016