barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

PORN & EGGS

PORN & EGGS. naughtiest camp on the playa, worth every bite.

i went in to camp PORN & EGGS and i never came out.

by P. Star April 13, 2008

Whisk my Eggs

The female way of saying “please fuck me”.

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

by Renee11 September 19, 2009

green eggs and ham

When you are arguing with a female and they bring up some silly shit that happened a long time ago. It isn't relevant to the argument but they think it is and on top of that they think they won. I call it green eggs and ham because it's like arguing with Dr. Seuss

Heather: I didn't drink your last beer!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

by ShootinD5nukes December 29, 2007

eggmont melton

a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali

is he gay or wat

by annonomus October 1, 2003

Steak and Eggs Blunt

Marijuana, PCP, and crack combined in a blunt and smoked.

(a.k.a. Squirrel, Ozone)

I woke up, rolled a woolie with some PCP and had a Steak and Eggs blunt for breakfast.

by Soleezy April 14, 2009