The Puhni Dance

The Puhni Dance is the embodiment of the euphoria caused by Rod Stewart's "Young Turks." If you find yourself going 95 miles per hour on Route 95 coming home from a strip club at 3 AM listening to Young Turks with your best friends...this dance will over-come you. Your arms are held closely at your sides (nearly 90 degrees) moving freely laterly with the music. Your knees are bent slightly moving longitudely left to right with your hips in stride following Rod's snake-charming like voice.

"Did you guys see Puhni last night? Young Turks came on in the back triple and the next thing you know Puhnes is doing the Puhni Dance with two naked chicks! Puhni did the whirrley penis and one of them ended up pissing his bed. Go on be free tonight!"

by Loul December 11, 2006

postmodern dance

A dance form claiming that any movement is dance, and any person is a dancer, with or without training. As a reaction to the compositional and presentation constraints of modern dance, postmodern dance hails the use of everyday movement as a valid performance art.

The term could also be used as a more sophisticated way of describing "dancing like crazy".

Look at Christoffer strutting around and paying his tribute to postmodern dance.

by Undantag December 29, 2007

Shower dance

A striptease routine under a shower.

i went to deja vu and paid $25 for a shower dance

by nathan44z March 9, 2007

Bone Dance

(1) The complex process of subtly engaging in a mating ritual with the object of your desire.

(2) Having wild sex with the object of your desire.

(1) There I was bone dancing at the club with this ho.

(2) Dude, she was naked, wet, and willing; so we did the bone dance until dawn.

by thegeton February 6, 2007

baby dance

(v) To have sex with the intention of conception, or to have unprotected sex when fertile.

(n) The act of baby dancing.

Often abbreviated "BD"

If you're ttc, you need to do the baby dance before ovulation.

Can I get PG from baby dancing four days before my period?

by Dan Hoey January 18, 2009

Dance Mafia

A group of very close dancers, usually of the modern/ballet persuasion. They are so close because they are constantly in rehearsal and class together. Then, on the weekends they go out and party together. Also, they try to leave each other after rehearsal but they end up standing somewhere outside the studio to talk about the latest gossip. They usually have a bunch of inside jokes that are not actually funny to a normal person. Examples of this might be, "Nice yoga matt, ass hole." or "Oh, Shareen."

Dance Mafia Member #1: Yo, it's Shareen's birthday this weekend, you know what that means?

Dance Mafia Member #2: Dance Mafia Partay!!!!!!

by awesomegal12 March 23, 2011

no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."

by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007