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baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
mugGet the baby corningmug.

Sweatle Corn

It's when a popcorn kernel falls into a girls bra and pops because of the heat and sweat. Making the corn extra salty.
Man...she has massive boobs I bet she could pop a whole bowl of sweatle corn! Yummy
by Kat L Lush October 3, 2017
mugGet the Sweatle Cornmug.

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits
Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.
by Yanker23 December 9, 2015
mugGet the corn penismug.

corn pocket

Dude I walked into Jerry's house the other day and he had his finger in his moms corn pocket.
by Corn pocket. July 24, 2014
mugGet the corn pocketmug.

corn sleeve

The act of taking the batter off of a corn dog and inserting your penis in snugly. Then proceeding to jerk or have sex with it on. Just like a condom
Peter went to the fair and made a corn sleeve out of the corndog he bought and went to the restroom. He has no friends
by Ch1N0! September 3, 2016
mugGet the corn sleevemug.

corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.
I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005
mugGet the corn wipemug.

Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.
by BanditoSlim October 7, 2011
mugGet the Dookie Cornmug.

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