Commander Pro-Veteran

A Student Painter that excels in the most difficult and possibly dangerous of painting situations--not only maintaining "Pro Veteran" Status, but rising above with the skill and dexterity of a surgeon. Commander Pro-Veteran is absolutely more powerful and important a rank than the "Student Painter of the Month" award, especially when given to those undeserving. Some famous Commander Pro-Veterans include Jesus, Walter Payton, Michael Jordan, and Brendon Dubberly.

Because he worked in dangerous conditions flawlessly, he has been noted as being Commander Pro-Veteran.

by DUBBstep August 23, 2011

Master and Commander: The far side of the World

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.

"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

CommanderJinx

The creator and master of the

n e w
g r a p h i x
r e v o l u t i o n

CommanderJinx, second only to Jesus.

by sneaky September 23, 2004

Commas

Girls have periods...boys have commas. It’s when green stuff drils out the penis once a month. It’s not common in males below 16. Also guys tend to wear a condom (like girls do with pads or tampons).

Man, I finally got off my commas!

by Amosc/korwin6 June 25, 2018

commander in theif

1) The term for every American President after Bush Number One.

2) Bill Gates.

3) Ninja leader.

Hail to the commander and theif.

by Meyer November 22, 2003

commapounder

someone who you're agitated at.

That commapounder parked their car right in front of my driveway!

by bohemian coaster of love July 16, 2008

Commander Pinktaurious

Pinktaurious is the user of a youtube channel whose fanbase consists mostly of 10 year olds whose balls have not dropped yet. Occasionally there are some fans that are of a more mature age, but prefer roleplaying as a messiah.

If anyone makes a negative comment on his channel he will post you a comment that is rather large and meaningless.

His videos consist of poorly made videos "warning" the human race of extinction. His wepons include no proof of anything of any threat, except poorly made pictures of "space gorillas" in cities.

SubCommander SnarlZack: Commander Pinktaurious, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Commander Pinktaurious: No, what do you think I am... popular?

by Jim Park August 1, 2009