Co-fig

Confused or confusing (can be used both ways). Puzzled.

"This movie is really co-fig."

by Alex Pacillas January 15, 2008

Co-opted

Yeah, hey, I tried to warn you but you're being a stupid collectivist bitch.

Hym "Well, if you weren't a smug, retarded, asshole and you would have listened to PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, you wouldn't have to blow smoke up you candidate's ass to manufacture enthusiasm. My thing is being entirely co-opted here."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

co-sibling-in-law

The spouse of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Ho-Co

a derogitory slang term for a man with a large penis short for Horse Cock.

(1) "Fuck Jeremy he has such a big dick"
(2) "He's such a Ho-Co"

by BigDiccMan3000 December 2, 2020

Co-Paging

When a couple shares joint custody of a social media page and you don't know which one you're fucking talking to.......Basically.

I wish my friend would get out of his wife's pussy and they get separate pages and quit co-paging......I never know who the fucks typing.

by Wig Pusha August 28, 2016

step-co-mother-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's mother.
2- Child-in-law's stepmother.

Step-co-mother-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

Co-writer

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.

Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam January 3, 2023