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Vanity Check

The check given in 2020 to Americans during the Covid-19 pandemic.
As the infamous Donald J. Trump requested his signature on every check, though being denied by the treasury, he moaned and requested his signature to appear on the memo section of each check, an utterly pointless political move to appear as if HE is the one who had helped the American people, delaying those citizens who were in need of food and supplies by weeks or months.
PERSON#1: Dude, have you brought any food this week?
PERSON#2: No, i haven't ate for days, im still waiting for the Trumps vanity check to come.
by DeviantKiller April 21, 2020
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thirst check

When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.
Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."
by Ollieoats February 25, 2015
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DBS Check

a british term. to do a background check on a girl before you decide whether or not you want to wife it. this mainly means checking her body count, but can also mean asking of her to people who may know her and seeing who she’s been in a relationship with. but don’t worry! this can very much apply to the mandem aswell. we’re all thots in this life.
tyrell: so… you gonna get with aaliyah or what?
john: nah man. i did a dbs check on her. she’s been passed about.
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Silverware Check

Used amongst employees of the service (bartender, waiter, busser, etc) field. Meant to bring attention to a certain customer present at a table, booth, counter, or elsewhere within the property for a visually obvious reason without arising suspicion amongst the patrons.
Busser: Silverware check table 85.
Waiter: Holy shit, you can see her tits from here!

Busser: Silverware check the bar top, pretty sure the female at the end isn't old enough to order juice, let alone a drink.
by NiggaHatingDolphin August 12, 2011
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shave check

A phrase used within a group of men. Once one yells “shave check”, the others have to expose their pubic hair in a quick flash to complete the check. It is done one at a time in a circle of the people starting left to the shave checker. The cleanest shave is crowned as the winner of the shave check.
by GoddessLegMom March 10, 2020
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Poop check

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.
"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"
by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019
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Wig check

When someone with hair that looks like a wig gets their haired pulled to check if it is in any way a wig.
Her hair looks fake, we should wig check her
by hahahahyousuck March 29, 2019
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