Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast January 20, 2016
Aggressively jerking off.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
by Tsunami_Tiger December 01, 2021
An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
by TheGoat21 October 26, 2009
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
To choke during sexual intercourse.
by CHOKELEVEL March 24, 2016
by panicphan July 02, 2014