Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen is the incarnation of eating so many cheesy pops that you start studying Japanese and then realize that your fetish is knæhaser.

"Omg you're being a total Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen right now and it's turning me on" and "Wtf dude stop Carling"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly April 23, 2018

Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.

Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.

by Big gay dick May 3, 2018

carl-emil

A person who does the Slovakian Traffic Cone all the time with his mother and brother

Oh my god, this dude is such a Carl-Emil. He does all weird sorts of sexual acts all the time

by knejt123 April 26, 2017

carl-viking

A guy that is half normal and half viking, they mostly lives up in the northern of EU

oh, thats an real carl-viking''

by ayyMRBeefJerkey September 13, 2017

Carl Emil

the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.

Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil

by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017

carl wilhelm

Better than you just amazing

Carl Wilhelm is just best Ronny sluta nuuu

by Ron sluta nuuu October 13, 2017