alex camp

you have back pain, and you can’t walk right

i’m so alex camp right now, after the roller coaster.

by johnsssevehshshshs October 4, 2020

camp doc

Unusually hairy male doctor from an all boys Camp in Pennsylvanias Laura Highlands.

Have you seen the camp doc?

Yeah he's in the tree near Milo's tent

by Jimbo Cheechio January 19, 2017

whiskey camping

The act of binge drinking then passing out outside.

I got so drunk before I screwed your mom that on the way home I ended up whiskey camping.

by Dingle5884 January 14, 2021

desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

IMG camp

A sex camp. Filled with sporty teenagers that train hard during the day and fuck around at night. It’s a lot of hispanic people which is annoying because they think they run the place. Pretty fun though especially on the weekend trips to the beach or theme parks with best friends.

Annie: What did you do this summer?

Jack: I went to IMG camp

Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity

by lilredrobimhood72 April 28, 2020

Camp Jack

Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass

“I tamed four Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack

by Alabora67 July 15, 2020

camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018