Sheep-buttholetitis

When someone fucks so much sheep butthole that they start to resemble a Sheep-man. People who have sheep butthole-titis typically have the curse of being named Peter.

Doctor: So if you were a male sheep and you came across a female sheep would you fuck it?

Peter: Foo! I don't have to be a sheep to fuck a sheep I fuck dem already!

Doctor: Well it looks like you have sheep-buttholetitis...
Peter: So...Can I keep fucking sheep?

by Keatoburrito May 14, 2009

eating butthole

licking of the anus, and eating butthole ass licker, does not taste good, but feels good for the bottom.

Eating Butthole

Maxwell was Eating Lilly's Butthole

Eating Butthole is Diamonds favorite pastime.

by sexguru666 April 14, 2014

buttpole

a person that is bein extremly difficult or pissing u off

stop it u buttpole
why r u being such a buttpole to me?

by Steve-O June 8, 2004

Fist Her Butthole

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.

Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.

by The P-P-P-Punisher February 28, 2011

butthole raking

the act of raking one's butthole wih your fingers.
"That urban buthole raking, ITS DANGEROUS"

If you give me twenty dollars, I will rake your butthole. STRICTLY BUTTHOLE RAKING.

by regs trapp November 2, 2008

butthole bush

the hair around someones butthole

damn dude that girl had butthole bush going on.

by thinknegative February 1, 2014

butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 11, 2016