ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

by jr December 11, 2004

Mud Brother

When you are talking to your bestie over the phone and you are both taking a fat shit.

After a long, shitty day at work I sit on the toilet and talk with my mud brother.

by Xcreta April 9, 2022

Mud Mushroom

When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.

A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!

B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!

by RichoFromRezza December 9, 2008

mud bunnies

Hardcore female mountain bikers.

"Those are some serious mud bunnies." - said after watching 3 women fly past you after they clean an enormous drop that you just chickened out on.

by sir laughalot December 21, 2012

Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

mud dobber

A White Woman that prefers Black Men over the White
Usually confused and overweight to begin with
Also see: Mudshark

Ya know, if Rosie O'Donnell wasn't a fur trader, she'd definately be a Mud Dobber

by Womack March 14, 2005

mud mop

when a female takes a huge shit on an a mans chest and wipes her hair in it. also see mud squeegee

she mud mopped him all night long

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006