Skip to main content

Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
by Lemski October 16, 2008
mugGet the Boner Technician mug.

Mini Boner

A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.
Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?

Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...
by Daho October 19, 2010
mugGet the Mini Boner mug.

dog boner

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?
"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"
by Plpzlol October 18, 2015
mugGet the dog boner mug.

Harry-Potter-Boner

Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.
Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
by HarryPotter is my home-boy December 2, 2010
mugGet the Harry-Potter-Boner mug.

Nitrous Boner

A boner that comes out of nowhere and stands at full mast, but then goes away after a very short period of time.
Dude, I just had a raging nitrous boner. Thank God its gone now.
by JoeRon904 April 17, 2009
mugGet the Nitrous Boner mug.

boner headache

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.
Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!
by aboutwill May 14, 2010
mugGet the boner headache mug.

love-boner

noun-a boner you have for someone who invokes a deep passionate feeling within you, sexually or non-sexually.
I have a love-boner for Simon Pegg. Everything he does is love-boner worthy.
by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011
mugGet the love-boner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email