HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

by bishop323 October 6, 2011

Boner Cactus

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus

DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.

by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009

Boner Game

The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts

Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!

by Arnold Palmer March 1, 2008

boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip

"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"

by TrippleZero May 9, 2005

Skyrim boner

The feeling of sheer euphoria experienced while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Usually results in a hard-on.

"Wow, that's a good item. I have such a Skyrim boner right now!"

"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."

by JRPAPERSTACKS November 21, 2011

Female Boner

When a girl sees a really hot guy, it brings on a tingling feeling between the thighs. Similiar to a male boner -- minus the penis.

Just the sight of Brett Lawrie gives me a major female boner!!!

by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011

Rage Boner

When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.

"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."

by Mike 68 June 15, 2013