Listen, I love being a dad, but my daughter is honestly useless. Doesn't cook or clean. Just goes to my favorite bodega, empties their inventory, and shits all day.
by anonymous August 27, 2025
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(noun / adjective / interjection)
Definition:
A made-up but expressive term used to describe unnecessary nonsense, bad vibes, or over-the-top drama. Often said when someone’s acting wild, talking nonsense, or bringing negativity into a situation.
Alternate forms:
bodigity-ass, full of bodigity
Origin:
Edward "Lucky" Brown
(noun / adjective / interjection)
Definition:
A made-up but expressive term used to describe unnecessary nonsense, bad vibes, or over-the-top drama. Often said when someone’s acting wild, talking nonsense, or bringing negativity into a situation.
Alternate forms:
bodigity-ass, full of bodigity
Origin:
Edward "Lucky" Brown
by Solowind October 10, 2025
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Went to the bodega to make a key for my girlfriend and get a roast beef sandwich for lunch.
Couldn't maneuver out of the bodega because I got stuck behind three people in line for the cashier.
Almost tripped on the bodega cat that was sitting in the doorway.
Couldn't maneuver out of the bodega because I got stuck behind three people in line for the cashier.
Almost tripped on the bodega cat that was sitting in the doorway.
by NYLA_Jordan November 13, 2025
Get the BODEGA mug.A Halo term used when you are killed when you have a clear advantage over an enemy. Also used as ''tasting ass bologna.''
I had overshield but he beat it off of me with an assault rifle....
Yeah, you just tasted ass bologna.
Give me a break, its my warm-up game..
Shut up and stop letting these newbs make you taste ass bologna.
Yeah, you just tasted ass bologna.
Give me a break, its my warm-up game..
Shut up and stop letting these newbs make you taste ass bologna.
by Deadweight 00 October 20, 2008
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Public refusal to sink Pîntõs infront a a crowd who all have sub 4 second bolts (20 second VK is mandatory)
A person who forces themselves to like the taste of Guinness, despite the fact it tastes like an ashtray mixed with puddle water.
A welsh pigéon.
Public refusal to sink Pîntõs infront a a crowd who all have sub 4 second bolts (20 second VK is mandatory)
A person who forces themselves to like the taste of Guinness, despite the fact it tastes like an ashtray mixed with puddle water.
A welsh pigéon.
by chuckstrellson September 22, 2016
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I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.
by Crotchlocka March 19, 2017
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