Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

Bleefing

The act of licking a girl's protruding labia for an extended, yet uncomfortable period of time.

Omg Todd kept bleefing me so hard last night, I can't sit right, he did it for 2 whole hours, I had to stop when I started farting uncontrollably.

by ItsFanny February 1, 2023

Bleeding

When you're holding your cards at an angle so other players can see them

(in a game of BS): "How did you know to call BS?" "you were bleeding, I saw the card you put down!"

by takisrthebest March 14, 2023

Bleefed

Like sharting, but with queefing an don your period.

Jane just bleefed her pants so hard.

by crazaybaybeee May 15, 2023

Bleed Golden

An expression that means you’re from the Golden Isles, Georgia. Usually as a way of saying you’re proud of that.

Do I eat at Twin Peaks Barbecue? Of course, I Bleed Golden.

by Weenieswilliewagon May 24, 2023

Bleeding Bum

Toby's Ass Has Got It Going On

Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s

by Get Inside Of My Bum June 11, 2023

Bleeding out

Having excessive expenses

Man, these days I'm really bleeding out .

by _Scarlett October 8, 2023