Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Belt Dentist

Blowjob Professional

"I haven't been laid in a year, I need to make an appointment with the belt dentist ."

by Tonata May 18, 2017

Wombo belt

A males dick that can wrap around his waist making a belt form

Jewel did you see Jory’s wombo belt.
Yes Jackie it is huge

by Wombo Dori June 16, 2018

belt

It is a accessory that men and boys wear around the Waist to keep trousers and shorts in place.

James felt proud as he put on his shiny black belt around his waist to keep his pants in place
Jacob moaned when he needs to wear a belt to keep his trousers up
Peter puts on his belt with his New Suit

by Joshy's definitions February 20, 2022

sans-a-belt

(adjective)Thirsty for firewater, badly in need of a drink.

After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt

When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.

When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.

by User42069314 August 14, 2021

Belt

A human torcher device that has been in use since the age of dinodaurs

An example of how belt used in a sentence

by AlsoYawbus October 17, 2020