rage bagel

When one erupts into a fight, rage, fury, or becomes very scary.

Stop rage bageling!

He's about to rage bagel!

by Addicted to Heroes June 23, 2009

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

by jimmy September 9, 2003

Bagelingus

When going down on your yeasty girlfriend is not unlike licking cream cheese from the side of a bagel.

my slut's getting her period next week, so i figured bagelingus was better than pizzalingus.

by ReverendHatesDJs January 31, 2010

badel

A very clingy, social, and unloyal man. Moves around quickly when it comes to girls and is very touchy with many girls at once. Makes friends easily and is very handsome but takes advantage of his lady skills and good looks.

He is so cute but unloyal. He is such a Badel!

by All Truths Here December 21, 2017

bubbles to bagels

a phrase to replace the profanity that people usually say when they screw up.

an alternative to "goddamnit!", "ahh shit!", "motherfucker!", "ahh fuck!", "aww man!", "crap!", 'UGH!", "Jesus Christ!!".

comes from "Edd, Ed, and Eddy" on cartoonnetwork

"BUBBLES TO BAGELS! THAT SHIT IS HOT!!"

by Frieda Livery September 16, 2009

bagel

this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible.

yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.

oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle.

by bigpimpin April 25, 2005

Jew Bagel

1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.

2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).

"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."

"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."

by benpizzle May 31, 2009