Auts

auts short for autism.

my nigger freind has the auts

by BLACK MAN 6969696 December 7, 2018

Aunt Jemima

A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.

It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!

by kuckapoo December 14, 2008

Aunt Suzie

verb.The act of awkwardly nestling your head in the length of the shoulder to the head during a hug.Occasionally making subtle moaning sounds.

"Dude what took you so long!?"
"Sorry bro,but I got stuck gettin an Aunt Suzie from Dale before I left"
"Guy is either really funny or really creepy"

by DrRodimus September 14, 2011

Ur auntie asexual

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018

Antsy

The combination of feeling restless, tired, hungry, annoyed but majorly stressed. To where you may have to hit someone.

"Uh oh watch out Bri is antsy!"

"OMG i'm so fricken antsy i want to hit someone"

by BB1245 August 10, 2012

Auts

Having android gives you the auto-auts.

See that kid over there? He has the major auts.

by OhhKamzyy April 16, 2018

Auntie

The rich and powerful. She is unbeatable. Fear her. Give her all your money. She has four choilds, her favorite being James “Special Choild”. And the other three choilds are: Stupid Choild, Good Choild, and Clueless Choild. She also has a strong Russian accent.

Sticky: “I can’t stand her.”
Stupid Choild: “FR!! I hate Auntie so much.”
Joe: “HISSSSSS!!”
Sticky: “I know Joe, I know.”
Auntie: “VAT YOU SAY, STUPID CHOILD??”
Stupid Choild: “Nothing Auntie, the powerful!”
Auntie: ”Shut up and go to basement.”
Stupid Choild: “I’m already here..”

by 🦐 November 9, 2019