Lasthma Attack

When a person laughs so hard, that they have trouble breathing, making it appear that the subject is having an asthma attack.

Once Freddy told that dead baby joke, Emerson got a lasthma attack and he had us all worried.

by MattyPoo Dru March 20, 2009

The Japanese Are Attacking

Term used when a girl starts her period and needs to tell someone discreetly

Katie, the Japanese are attacking

by Casityyy March 27, 2019

Screen attacker

Someone who openly expresses their hate over xbox live or ps3 chat to his friends, but when in person normally acts like a total suckup to everyone that was present for the insults, pretending that nothing ever happened

1. Guy 1, Dude john was totally yelling at me on xbox yesterday but was all cool today

Guy 2, what a screen attacker, he should get his balls chopped off

by Mrbigchilli April 12, 2009

heart attack

A can of Sparks mixed with either Gin or Vodka

Hey man make me a Heart Attack!

by Fhenix January 24, 2008

stack attack

n.

1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.

Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.

by Melvin Galoriel May 05, 2006

fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

by Deathkiryuu January 30, 2012

pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008