Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell

That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!

by william braski November 22, 2006

Stupid Asshole

When a person is being an asshole, but is too dumb to realize it.

"Hey, who's that?"
"Oh that's Zach. He's a stupid asshole."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.

look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.

by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

devil's asshole

Someone so vile and offensive they are not the right hand of Satan, but the cornhole itself! A truly evil being.

I can't go out drinking tonight. The devil's asshole is making me work late.

by hokat November 15, 2013

asshole to appetite

Mean from the anus to the stomach

Keep playing and i will cut you from asshole to appetite

by Zaeglizzy November 25, 2017

Super Asshole

A Level of an asshole that cant be described as known as the king of all assholes

Gosh Sean is a super asshole for making me sign a contract before we even have sez!

by Gary Muthafuckin Oak March 27, 2011