National ask your crush out day

On November 11th it’s National ask your crush out day, it’s okay if they reject you

National ask your crush out day is today! Will you go out with me?

by 8907 November 10, 2020

Didn't ask

A rude, yet legit reply to give to people when you literally did not ask for their opinion, yet they butt in anyway. The vast majority who comment negatively on this reply however, quite possibly lack the social skills needed to detect social cues or just IQ in general. Maybe also never held actual conversations in real life before either, and still think you can voice an opinion even if it wasn't asked, when that never really was the case in actual conversation.

Attention seeker: that's not true dude
Person: Wasn't talking to you, didn't ask
Attention seeker: wow man, so original
Person: Still didn't ask

by bumerhoomorr34 June 6, 2022

risky ask

To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between

Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?

Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it

by DemiDwayne November 29, 2022

Ask

the selling price of an item, particularly a financial security.

Bonds' asking prices

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.

Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!

by DMack2018 May 14, 2018

ask gabby instead

Gabby is equivalent to a whole. Fuck you rick ask her instead of me since you think she's hotter. die.

_ is a bitch and likes someone named Gabby who is a nasty whore.

Ask Gabby instead she's a dumbass.

by katiedatrealbitch January 20, 2022

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020