Asian Suntan

When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.

Yeah I know, I've been playing World of Warcraft all month and I got the asian suntan!

by Billy Feeney (Add me on FB) March 9, 2011

asian rod

The act of pooping in a condom , freezing it then using as a Phallus. For most satisfaction allow the Asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry

would you like to see my asian rod?
Bend over and take my asian rod !!!
What is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!

by bollackfuckcunttwat April 23, 2018

Asian fixation

Pronounced sexual preference for persons of Asian ethnicity. All other humans are considered unworthy of potential romantic/sexual consideration.

Hong Kong is rampant with Western men happily immersed in their Asian fixation.

If I had known she had an Asian fixation I wouldn't have bothered to buy her a drink.

by vindude August 7, 2011

Wannabe Asian

In other words, a weeaboo

Kat over there is a wannabe asian

by SrSleepy August 7, 2018

asian tourists

asian people who go everywhere with a camera. often in the least scenic places

"Oh... Can i take your picta?"
"Oh look squrrell!"
asian tourists

by kodytheboyscoutslayer October 1, 2008

Bloody Asian

Bloody Asian is another slang term that is currently being used in Great Britian. It means the same as "What an Asian!" but is somewhat altered to fit the British slang. This saying is to be used when someone does something that a typicall asian would do. Such as act stupid, too smart, or anything else.

John, you are such a Bloody Asian, you can not even drive correctly!

by Lohit Rao June 10, 2008

asian delight

Asian Delight occurs when an asian woman who has been sexually repressed by the unsatisfying, microscopic, asian penis finally has a chance to enjoy the penis of a man of another race i.e.(black, caucasin, or latino). She marvels at the size and the amazing enjoyment that is derived by being pleased by a substantially larger penis. This state of euphoria is often refered to as Asian Delight. After experiencing Asian Delight many Asian women vow never to entertain another Asian man again!

Quanlee just broke up with Wong last week and decided to go out to the bar and party. She got drunk and accidently went into the men's room where she saw several guys taking a piss. After seeing how much larger their penis' were than Wong's she imediately went into Asian Delight and let all of them fuck her there on the spot. Now she wants nothing to do with the tiny asian penis.

by Heatherpleather March 31, 2008